1. Don’t have a full time job. If you are to teach a perfect lesson, then the first thing you must ensure is that you are not a full time teacher. Full time teachers haven’t got the time to teach perfect lessons. It’s only gurus who can do this because gurus don’t have pigeonholes to check.
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OH, gosh….
Of course it’s satire. When given without any context, it seems terrible, but his books are hilarious and brilliant....